Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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