Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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