i don't like sucking hair
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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