im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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