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(732): View more from New Jersey

i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.

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(254): View more from Texas

He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American

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(778): View more from British Columbia

she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...

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she's gonna get diseases

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(563): View more from Iowa

I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.

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(904): View more from Florida

I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes

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(315): View more from New York

Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack

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This is why I love you...

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?

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(619): View more from California

He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends

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I hate you

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