Kiss
Puke
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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