Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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