I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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