Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
He did a backflip because drugs
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