so that wasnt chicken after all
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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