Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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