ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
well you can't waste a boner
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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