You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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