He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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