And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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