are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
You're completely useless in the revolution.
Hello Stephanie, you need to come pick me up at Par Blvrd correctional facility and bring $750-$1000 for bail. I just got a DUI. Thank you.
What!?!?! How are you txting?!
Because this is Officer Reynolds, and I just arrested your boyfriend.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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