here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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