I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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