we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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