I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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