But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
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