Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
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