Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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