Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
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