Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
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