kristin has been a bad kristin
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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