i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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