I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
its not stalking. its research.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Randomize
