He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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