is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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