She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
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