I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
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