when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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