flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
