And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
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