Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
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