Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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