wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Randomize
