I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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