i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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