I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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