he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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