recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Randomize
