But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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