i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
It's Friday. Sex?
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
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