I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
