12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Rumble strips road head = magical
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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