wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I need to sanitize my soul.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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