if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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