omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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