I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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