it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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