no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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