I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I think I just shit out all my problems.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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