i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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