Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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