i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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